Monopoly. Now there’s a funny game. Who the heck invented that? Freemasons? I will bankrupt everyone and crush him or her to the ground and make me rich. Sod everybody else I am going to be a selfish greedy grabbing bastard and rule the world.
Now that is a game, isn’t it?
Monday, May 15, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Ruud Seen in a New Job
It's Ruud!

Whilst the crowd sing, sha la la la la la la la BARNET! sha la la la la la la la BARNET! Ruud gets worried as he thinks they're singing about his hair.
Meanwhile the camel gets worried about his job.
Ruud clutches his washing powder for comfort.
Ajax is the one for Ruud!

Whilst the crowd sing, sha la la la la la la la BARNET! sha la la la la la la la BARNET! Ruud gets worried as he thinks they're singing about his hair.
Meanwhile the camel gets worried about his job.
Ruud clutches his washing powder for comfort.
Ajax is the one for Ruud!
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
I’ll Take the Long Road

Suddenly a big drop loomed. Couldn’t see any less decline up or down so scrambled down a bank to a small but fast flowing river. Hopped over stepping-stones safely and up the other side. Oh No! Barbed wire fence. No good there’s no gate in sight. One boot in half way, other leg swing over. Nearly there. Bugger. boots caught. Stuck now. Shit this could get worse. Tried to ease boot out. Sweating as wire 1 inch from groin area. Again tried, just budged, nearly slipped, heave over, scraped my leg over the top. Calm down now. Over. Painful a bit.
Sweating a lot. Another steep decline. Over the wall. Busy road with tankers, careful then safe to car park. Phew. Next time don’t be a silly twat and stick to way you came.
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