Tony wotsizname, always gets the crap games. You know the BBC football commentator who misses the England world cup game to cover the Azerbaijan versus moldovia clash. Poor bastard.Jobs worth. I reckon he must be so pissed off to miss the top games, FA cup final, no way hoesay he’s at the Scunthorpe nag’s head v willies wankers.
Yes Tony’s at the crap match dogging the old moaners and pies that cause bowel problems in later life. He’s been faced (literally) by numerous soggy chip wrappers in his life. Blown around whilst huddled with his sheepskin in the cowshed stands of lower league footie. Yet throughout he remains a pro. Always on time always remembering the player’s names and raising the excitement in his voice a wee tad to match the goalmouth drama.
Do his bosses ever consider him for the top game? Maybe if the other four or five commentators were blown up at a commentator’s ball, maybe then he’d get the job? Not a chance mate. They’d hire a camel to commentate on the game. Chewing his cud, looking cool in Bose headphones, spitting.
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